She never looked nice.
She looked like art, and art wasn't supposed to look nice;
it was supposed to make you feel something.
Friday, March 31, 2017
Monday, March 27, 2017
THE HUMIDITY IS NOT GOOD FOR MY HAIR
This is basically my hair in Florida
Jessica from Fresh Off The Boat is my role model
Saturday, March 25, 2017
Wednesday, March 22, 2017
NERDS ALERT
The Italian Man: I was at Dunkin Donuts this afternoon and was bored. Counted how much they make in a day just on coffee alone. They make a lot of money!
Me: Wow! And you laugh at me for reading up on the IRS during my down time. Are we trying to out nerd each other?
The Italian Man: It's not a competition.
Tuesday, March 21, 2017
Monday, March 20, 2017
Sunday, March 19, 2017
ASIAN WOMEN WITH BIG BOOBS = POWER
If there was an army of Asian women with big boobs, we could solve all the problems in the Middle East because we can make Jews do anything.
The Italian Man: It is true and does not only apply to the Jewish man. You make me do things just by looking at me.
Saturday, March 18, 2017
WHEN I'M MAD AT HIM
Me: I just spend $26 on a sandwich.
The Italian Man: Wow! You must be really mad at me.
Me: Yes, I was. Glad you are the only one who figured that out.
Friday, March 17, 2017
TAX SEASON
*phone rings*
The Italian Man: What are you doing?
Me: Reading up about Roth IRA and Traditional IRA.
The Italian Man: Wow. This is how you spend your free time? You really do the most fun things, don't you?
Thursday, March 16, 2017
HE KNOWS ME
The Italian Man: What did you do today?
Me: I went to both laundromats around the corner to check it out.
The Italian Man: *laughs* Did you take notes too?
Me: Yes, I did. *pulls out phone and opens Notes app*
The Italian Man: OMG! I was joking, I guess you are not!
Wednesday, March 15, 2017
MUTUAL DECISION
The Italian Man: You call that "agreement" because instead of saying "we compromised" (like on the advertisement), you say "we agree".
Tuesday, March 14, 2017
Monday, March 13, 2017
Sunday, March 12, 2017
Saturday, March 11, 2017
TINDER
The most intense 3.5 months of my love life.
I'm glad we got matched, you super liked me and met up the day before NYE.
Friday, March 10, 2017
A BOX FULL OF DARKNESS
Someone I loved once gave me a box full of darkness.
It took me years to understand that this, too, was a gift.
- Mary Oliver
Thursday, March 9, 2017
A GOOD ADVISE
The Italian Man: My dad said, "It seems like a dream, right? Listen to me. Don't fuck this one up."
Me: Sounds like he is a wise man.
The Italian Man: Yes, also a man of few words with fingers that look like bananas.
Wednesday, March 8, 2017
WITHOUT WOMEN THERE WILL BE NO YOU
An English professor wrote on the board:
A woman without her man is nothing.
The class was then asked to punctuate the sentence.
The class was then asked to punctuate the sentence.
The men wrote: "A woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote: "A woman: without her, man is nothing."
Tuesday, March 7, 2017
SWEET GESTURES
Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back
and realize they were the big things.
and realize they were the big things.
- Robert Brault
Monday, March 6, 2017
Sunday, March 5, 2017
Saturday, March 4, 2017
Friday, March 3, 2017
Thursday, March 2, 2017
TELL ME WHO YOUR FRIENDS ARE AND I WILL TELL YOU WHO YOU ARE
Friend: You seem to surround yourself with good and positive people in your life.
Me: Totally. I do it consciously. Life is hard enough on you already, so why let negative people with bad intentions bring you down if you can help it?
Wednesday, March 1, 2017
LIFE'S TOO SHORT
Life is too short
to wake up in the morning with regrets.
So love the people who treat you right,
Forget about the ones who don't,
And believe that everything happens for a reason.
If you get a chance, take it.
If it changes your life, let it.
Nobody said life would be easy,
They just promised it would be worth it.
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